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Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you 0.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you .00?

Au sein de la Direction Communication de plusieurs marques de Luxe, pour l'Agence RP Lux Rep à Monte-Carlo.

En charge de faire connaître et promouvoir les marques auprès de la presse locale et internationale, surtout Europe de l'Est et Russie et de participer à la mise en place de la politique de communication, du Social Media, et Marketing en assurant de bonnes relations et communications entre les marques et les journalistes.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them fora day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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