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I mean, it was amusing to read but it just goes over the edge of try-hard. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick, and raise the dead would be ideal.
I would like to see statistics on how this ad worked next to some other ones. A couple of observations: - Swearing in online profiles can be seen as low class. There's thousands of words to choose from out there - be creative. The thing about girls and online profiles is that they are scanning through, looking for their ideal man, not someone like their asshole ex-boyfriend who treated them like dirt. After all, wine goes great with dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
Go hop on a plane and enjoy your time in Paris with Fabio, OK? I really don't.) [Edit: Now the bitches are saying that if I didn't care, I wouldn't devote any space to mentioning the French bastard.
I've carefully constructed my profile along psychological principles to weed out women whom most men don't want, and the result has been that I've been meeting some really incredible women who are genuinely attractive, intelligent, confident, and playful. I spent the better part of last year in Mexico, where I developed an affinity for Spanish. I have lived in several great cities, from Miami to New York to San Francisco, have had a variety of professional (and not-so-professional) occupations, and have attended several (good) universities.
I'm not for beginners, and if you are a beginner, I recommend gaining some entry-level experience with the illiterate knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers in my "Similar Users" box.
Just look at them sitting down there like a panel of socially inept misfits and desperate virgins -- I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them wants you to join him on his webcam so he can show you his junk and gag himself with a poopy-trailed pair of undies.
I'm a highly successful online dater, which I believe is the epitome of human accomplishment. Not unless they're really good drugs and you're willing to share.
I'm totally the complete package, and it turns out I'm the second most amazing man in the world.